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April 17, 2014

Self deposit box: Wolfsie takes a selfie of his check

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“Just hold the check steady and I’ll take a photo of it,” I instructed my wife, as I grabbed the camera phone.

“Not the way I look, Dick. Wait until I put on some make-up.”

“You’re not going to be in the picture Mary Ellen. They just want the check.”

“Don’t they need a photo ID?”

“Very funny. Okay, I’ll hold the check at arm’s length and snap it myself.”

I handed the cell phone immediately to my wife for her approval. “Is that a good picture of the check?” I asked.

“No, but it’s a great photo of your thumb. At least I hope it’s your thumb.”

I was determined to do this correctly, so I taped the check to the fridge, stood back and tried again. I didn’t get quite what I wanted, but I now had a great shot of me staring blankly at a refrigerator door. I think this selfie thing could catch on.

I tried a few more times, but I kept getting error messages that my photos were fuzzy, the camera wasn’t steady, or the amount wasn’t legible. I never got this kind of flak from Brad, Sarah, Miranda or John at the bank, so why was I putting myself through this?

I went back to my branch and told the entire staff that I preferred their outstanding customer service to using some cell phone gadgetry. I plan to continue banking there on a regular basis. Unless, of course, I can find an app that will laugh at my jokes.

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